Month: May 2017

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My teacher said I had to learn the first four letter of the alphabet be tomorrow so I went home that day and asked my mum what is the first letter she was paying bills on her computer and she said shut up I said thanks Mum.                                    Next I went to my dad and asked him what is the second letter of the alphabet he was watching the rugby and his favourite team just scored and he said YES YES YES  and I said thanks dad.Next I went to my sister who was listening to Michele Jackson and I said what is the third letter of the alphabet and she said Michele Jackson I said thanks sister.After I went to my younger brother who was playing with his cars I said to him what is the fourth letter of the alphabet and he said driving in my broom broom car. so I went to school the next day and the teacher said what are the first four letters of the alphabet and I said shut up she said do you want to go to the principals office and I said YES YES YES she said who do you think you are I said Michele Jackson and she said how are you going to get away with this and I said driving in my broom broom car.                                           If you liked that joke leave a comment that starts with ha ha then tell me what was the best part of the joke thank you.

Hi guys as you can see I have not posted stuff in a while but I have a video for you right here  https://youtu.be/F1A06stpydY                                                                     Did you like that video if you did leave a comment and I will try to respond back to you happy blogging. down here we have quake copper being smashed. 

scene my teenage daughter and me in car. just so you know this is not a true.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

Number 5 alarm clocks I never seem to hear them                                                         Number 4 Rams they almost stuffed up my legs                                                               Number 3 eals always bitting you when you try to cool of in a stream and stink like heak.                                                                                                                       Number 2 battery’s I could not get the battery’s out of the remote and I had to use my teeth and it felt like my teeth just were on lava.                                                         Number 1 snacks they slither all over the place.

Do you hate homework if you do what is wrong with you! homework does everything for you. Homework is like a T.V show any ways and you will agree when you read this. Not this intro I mean the paragraphs but who needs homework any ways ALL OF US it’s not just cool it’s not just fantastic it’s life and you will agree with me all the way through.                                                                                                                                                                                                                           PARAGRAPH 1                                                                                                                        Without homework there would still bee cave men what do you think about that. Homework might take up your half an hour of your device time but is that really bad.Some more reasons why homework is good and know homework is bad.          PARAGRAPH 2                                                                                                                         Homework is made especially for us and you should appreciate it this is some more things it does for you.It gets you ready for high school early and your bedtime gets later you like your bedtime late right guys.You even get some time with your family because you get it done early or you can stick to it being late and that still gives you time with family.                                                                             PARAGRAPH 3 Homework what can’t it do for you lets see it can’t do the dishes but with homework it will make it easier because homework gives you life management skills. I have another idea rugby games but with homework you could get into Dunedin college and go into the zoo and that would make it cheap.  so do you really want your child to work in the public toilets.                                       CONCLUSION                                                                                                                           Homework were would you be without it perhaps in a relent house? or your mothers house? so think again when your about to give your homework to the dog for lunch were would you be without it.                                                                      BY JOSHUA KANE

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https://youtu.be/Euc_mCKTLB4 video 1                                https://youtu.be/n67hoEmcsDc video 2                      hope you enjoyed them if you did leave a comment and if you had a favourite player put his name in the comment as well thanks for watching.

https://youtu.be/9I4H8O6B7yM Motor bike tricks                                                             https://youtu.be/v1apqfrJYwk  More motor bike tricks                                                   Here’s a car one https://youtu.be/WM0XViFp1M0                                                             The resson I have a love for motor bikes is because when I was about five we started ridding very small quad bikes , then we started going on two Weller 50 and I don’t really know how I got a love for cars.

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